Concepting Slips

Concepting Slips

Bird sans-leg.

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There once was a black birdie who loved to fly and tweet.
One day while tweeting away a merry little tune, a little worm he spied crawling across the sidewalk. He thought, “Oh delicious, that’ll be a nutritious breakfast. Worm meat is high in Omega-3’s–all the other birds eat crappy human bread slices, but today, I’m eating a worm.” This was a lot for the bird to think about while flying at the same time to consider how he would attack his prey of a critter. He swooped, he failed. The worm saw him and decided that he would trap that bird. So the little worm inched towards a glass door and SLAM goes the bird into the door and a human opened the door and then little black birdie got stuck by the leg cause he was just lying there and humans don’t care. The worm said “That’s what you get for trying to eat me. I know I’m nutritious, but damn man–I was just tryin’ to get some exercise. Now you’re foot’s stuck in the door. Haha!” And so that’s how he got his much hated name PegLeg The Stupid Blackbird that wanted Omega-3’s.

Concepting Slips

Sexual innuendo Thursday…..

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(When talking about Round Table Pizza headlines as if you are talking to a pizza or the pizza is talking to you…)

Ashley: “How about ‘Does it hurt when I eat you?'”

Ashley: “…it would be funny if the pizza was more forceful, like ‘Shut up bitch and eat me!’

(When talking about me [krystha] in a video clip and having it go in reverse slow motion…)

Krystha: “Why don’t you try doing me backwards?”

(When talking about going to a conference room to concept)

Krystha: “We should probably just get a room.”