So we bought these google eyes and they have been sitting in my desk for . . . 3 weeks now. Today is the day we utilize their potential and tell you the story of Herbert and Henrietta . . .
There once was a boy named Herbert . . .
Herbert loved to eat things . . .
But one day he found a nice little orange named Henrietta . . .
They loved to be kist by the sun as they peered out over the city. . .
They also loved to kiss . . .
But one day . . . Henrietta was picked to be sacrificed by the humans. . .
Herbert was shocked . . .
Herbert and Henrietta spent her final moments together before she was juiced.